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Posted (sicknews) in (Get Rich Quick) on May-16-2008 (0) Comments  Read More

Guinness Book, take note. Record breaking cookie sales.
Future millionaire / workaholic, but at 15 she did finance her own trip to Europe!
DETROIT (AP) - A Girl Scout has financed her trip to Europe with Thin Mints, Samoas and Do-Si-Dos, possibly breaking a national record in the process. Jennifer Sharpe, a 15-year-old from Dearborn, sold 17,328 boxes of Girl Scout cookies this year, which shatters her troop’s old record and is believed to be a national record, though Girl Scouts of the USA doesn’t track individual sales.

“It’s always been one of those goals I wanted to accomplish,” Sharpe said Wednesday.
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Posted (sicknews) in (Get Rich Quick, quacked) on May-15-2008 (0) Comments  Read More

So how crazy is this “get rich quick” story and how can anyone even believe they would get away with it? Well, it is crazy and the woman almost got away with it, as ridiculous as it sounds, except for a mistake she made. The point is she got caught not because someone actually investigated, she got caught because she was stupid enough to use someone else’s computer to type up her forgeries and not delete the BS letters when done.

This is some sick shit, no one ever investigated or even tried to contact a doctor to see if the story was in fact real!

Seems a state social worker got very lazy one day and decided to go on an extended sick leave. Now, she really wasn’t sick (well, maybe just sick in the head), so she made up a cancer, forged the papers and collected taxpayer money for doing so.

Sandra Dee Martinez, 40, never was diagnosed with brain cancer and instead faked letters from phony doctors to get paid sick leave, work half-days and land certain duties in the department, according to court documents.

State Social worker accused of faking cancer to steal from state and how did she get caught? her own stupidity. She typed one of her forgeries on someone else’s computer and did not delete it.

Every doctor’s name was made-up and all documents were forged. The woman since then has moved out of state and I gotta wonder if she will be allowed to get away with her cancer scam.

The woman received $21,000 in paid leave after forging letters from doctors, prosecutors allege.

ARLINGTON — When a state social worker announced she had malignant brain tumors, she received $21,000 in paid leave, lots of time off from work, and extra sick days generously donated by co-workers pulling for her in her fight against a terrifying disease.

Turns out the tumors were only a sick ploy to steal from the state Department of Social and Health Services, prosecutors alleged Tuesday.

Sandra Dee Martinez, 40, never was diagnosed with brain cancer and instead faked letters from phony doctors to get paid sick leave, work half-days and land certain duties in the department, according to court documents.

She’s now charged with first-degree theft.

“She was fabricating a tragedy so she wouldn’t have to go to work,” Arlington Police Chief John Gray said. “She preyed on the generosity of her employer and co-workers.”

The former Mountlake Terrace woman worked out of the Smokey Point DSHS office. The Arlington police investigation turned up a scheme that went way beyond faking the sniffles to take a three-day weekend, Gray said.

Martinez was hired by the state as a social worker in October 2006, according to court records. Five months later she allegedly told her employer she had a brain tumor and began using medical leave and continued to get paid.

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Posted (sicknews) in (Get Rich Quick, Not so sick news) on May-7-2008 (0) Comments  Read More

Operation “Sudden Fall“, began a year ago after an overdose by a female student at the university, authorities said.

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One alleged dealer was just a month away from earning a master’s degree in homeland security and had worked with the campus police as a security officer, officials said. Another student who was arrested on suspicion of possession of cocaine and two guns was a criminal justice major, officials said.

Kenneth Ciaccio, 19, a member of the Theta Chi fraternity, allegedly sent out a mass text-message to “faithful customers,” saying that he was traveling to Las Vegas and would not be able to make his normal cocaine sales, the DEA said.

Have now heard about  the huge drug bust at San Diego State University? If not, story is below.

Nearly 100 students at San Diego State arrested in drug bust

SAN DIEGO (AP) — Authorities say nearly 100 students have been arrested at San Diego State University on drug-related charges.

Drugs, cash and guns were seized from sellers and buyers in the bust that followed a five-month undercover operation.

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Posted (sicknews) in (Get Rich Quick, quacked) on April-24-2008 (0) Comments  Read More

Hey, I’ve been insulted by much harsher words than “goon”, can I get paid also?

Just when you think you’ve heard of some ridiculous shit to sue over… something like this comes along.  I realize China censors their media but are U.S commentators also supposed to keep their opinions about junky Chinese products hush hush? I mean, my 2 day old “made in China” flip flops have already bit the dust after only 1 poolside stroll.

HONG KONG (Reuters) - A Chinese primary school teacher and a beautician have filed a suit against CNN in New York over remarks they say insulted the Chinese people and are seeking $1.3 billion in compensation — $1 per person in China, a Hong Kong newspaper reported.

The case against the Atlanta-based cable channel, its parent company Turner Broadcasting and Jack Cafferty, the offending commentator, comes after 14 lawyers launched a similar suit in Beijing alleging that Cafferty’s remarks earlier this month violated the dignity and reputation of the Chinese people.

Cafferty said the United States imported Chinese-made “junk with the lead paint on them and the poisoned pet food” and added: “They’re basically the same bunch of goons and thugs they’ve been for the last 50 years”.

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Posted (sicknews) in (Get Rich Quick, Hollywood Gossip, Not so sick news) on March-21-2008 (2) Comments  Read More


Everyone in Spitzer Scandal is about to get rich. Screw the governor, get caught –> go directly to Boardwalk or at least ParkPlace.

eliot spitzer offered million from PlayGirlApparently that is now being called the “X” factor, or better yet, should be the “XXX” factor. Why Not, Paris Hilton is now a household name after her sex tape scandal. Sex scandals make unknowns into Hollywood stars overnight.

Will need to wait and see if Spitzer and his whore take the opportunity to mingle with Paris on the red carpets of Hollywood stardom.

Playgirl Magazine are all over it. They seem to believe that ladies everywhere would want to sneak a peek at the Spitzer package. Eliot Spitzer you sexy mutha f*cker you.

You know what they say: big ears, big…circulation numbers? Playgirl has offered to make former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer “a very attractive offer” to pose for their magazine. On a posting today on the Playgirl blog, the mag invited Spitzer to show them “what you saved for such a select few,” dangling the $1 million figure offered by Hustler to callgirl Ashley Alexandra Dupré, whom Spitzer first met as “Kristen” and who has since been revealed happily offering up the goods for free on various “Girls Gone Wild” videotapes.

Here’s the post that went online earlier today on “playgirlmag.wordpress.com,” which ETP has confirmed actually IS the blog of Playgirl Magazine:

Dear Eliot,It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We’ve stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she’s already been showing the world for a whole lot less.

We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking.

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such aeliot spitzer topless on beach or poolside select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now? Seriously — get in touch with us. We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.

Wow — imagine what they’d pay Paterson! We confirmed the legitimacy of the offer with Playgirl editor-in-chief Nicole Caldwell — so, Spitzer, if you’re reading this, you have options!